Friday, 14 June 2013

Marrying Mr. Jerk

Feat : Kai & EXO






"There's no way in hell I want to marry him! I mean, he's-ugh-have you seen what he did back there in class?!" You roared at your bestfriend . Amber just laughed & shook her head. "Come on, he can't really be that bad." "Oh really?" You took out your notebook & showed it to her. She laughed even more. "Okay, now that is hilarious." You rolled your eyes. "HE WROTE THAT I'M AN OGRE! I CERTAINLY AM NOT!" "calm down!" "Speaking of the devil.

" You hissed as you saw Kim Jongin or known as Kai walked down the hallway, high five-ing his buddies. "I hate him." "Sure you do~" Amber just went along with you. "I really do." "sure sure." "Who's side are you on?" "I'm just the third party." She said, "Like really," You walked over to your locker & opened it. "Ya know, I really hate my family status." "I would love to have it though." "Amber." you voice was remote. "Kidding." she nodded. "Seriously, arranged marriage? I mean, hello?! THAT IS SO OLD FASHION!" you groaned . 

Once you shoved your books inside, you slammed the locker shut. "What's old fashion, honey?" Kai appeared, leaning against the lockers , You made a face at him. "Go away Jongin." "Aww, my darling is upset." He looked at Amber. "Did someone upset her?" "You." You shot at him , "Ooh, touchy touchy." He smirked at you. "Shall we have lunch together?" "Surely you're not going to have lunch with an ogre, do you?" "Ah, what's past is in the past." "Indeed." You frowned. "Now move, jerk." 

"The word jerk doesnt suit the old English." "I don't care." , Amber just backed away slowly, leaving you two with your fight. It had always been like this, "Oh look! Amber's leaving." Kai pointed. You frowned at her. "Amber, you're not-HEY!" She dashed off as soon as Kai gripped your wrist. "Now now, don't be such a sissy." He smiled , "I'm not enjoying this Jongin." You broke free from him. "I can see that. I'm not yet blind." "I hope you will." "Very snappy my dear." 

"Now, come along." He just grabbed you by the waist. "We'll have lunch together. I don't want it either. Trust me, I don't but I have too" , "This-is-ridiculous! I don't want to get married to you." "In case you've forgotten. We're already married." He emphasized the word married. , "I would like to still think I'm not." You shot at him. "Same here, same here." two of you reached the cafeteria. "Sit wherever you like" . "Gladly." you replied. 

Girls shot dirty looks at you, of course, they werent satisfied by the fact that you were married to the 'Kim Jongin' . How in the world they found out? Thanks to Jongin's stalkers. They followed him back home & saw the two of you living together in a house. "What do you want to have? Ogre." He teased you. "Out of this marriage." "We're so much alike." He sighed & went to get the food. You turned around & saw your best friends sitting around the table. 

Sulli wiggled her eyebrows while Luna looked at you like a pervert . Krystal did a thumbs up at you while Victoria gestured your to fix your hair. You clenched her teeth at them, "Stop it." You mouthed them. Then, Amber came into the picture. You were this close to run up to her & choke her to death for leaving you behind with Jongin. "I'm back" Jongin placed down a tray of food on the table. You watched him munched down his fries in delight, ignoring you. 

"What?" He blinked . "Nothing." you flipped your phone open but before you could do anything, he snatched it away & kept in his pocket. "Hey! WHAT GIVES?!" . "No phone during lunch time." He took out his phone, checking the text. "Seriously?" Your jaw dropped at his actions. "I want a divorce." "Sorry sweetheart, no can do." He said, eyes still on the phone. "Whatever, I'm leaving." You stood up & left him alone at the table. 

//House// You rolled yourself on the bed lazily. "Aren't you going to eat?" Jongin knocked on your door. "Go away!" You yelled at him . Not listening to you, he unlocked your door, the illegal way & stormed inside. "I seriously need some privacy JONGIN!" You yelled. He stopped on his track. "You're very snappy today. Are you on your period?" He asked. "OUT!" You threw a pillow at him. "Guess yeah." He exited the room quickly & went downstairs, into the living room. "Girls, hard to understand them." 

He made a face. You, on the other hand . had your reason for hating on him. During your high school years, you had been humiliated by him in front of everybody every single day . He purposely knocked you off your feet. Then took your lunch & fed it to the dogs. Next, he would purposely get you into detention with him . Yeah, no lovely memories of him so far. Not even once. You even collapsed when you found out your parents match-make you with him. literally . 

Bored in your own room after hours, you got out, still have that sour look on your face. You had never smile once whenever he's around. "Ah, decided to come out of your lair now, Ogre?" He said as soon as he heard your door opened. "Shut up." "Nope & will not." "I need to study." You sighed, heading downstairs, towards the kitchen where he was. "Oh? flunk again huh?" He purposely mocked you . Then he turned to you, sitting on the island. "You're so cute when you're stupid." 

An apple was thrown by you to his head. "Bull's eye." "That seriously-hurt." He rubbed his head. "You're so cute when you're being a wimp." "I take that as a compliment." He replied. "Whatevs" . That night, you studied & cramped your head with as many information as you could. You even skipped dinner. A knock on your door. "What?!" "You're sure you're not hungry? You're an ogre after all." Kai's voice was muffled but you could hear him clearly. "Leave me alone Jongin!" . 

"Touchy girl is just touchy." He shrugged & went into his room. "Don't tell me she still hate me." He dropped himself on his bed, rolling. He placed both hands behind his head. "This is just stupid." Growling alone. "She didn't even eat lunch & dinner! is she on diet?!" Then he remembered your phone. Taking it out of his pocket, he flipped it open. Your wallpaper was a picture of you & your best friends. He chuckled. "I remember this. I spilled milkshake on her after that." 

He frowned & did a facepalm. ". . .and humiliated her. Dang!" Kai picked himself up & went down to the kitchen quickly. He started to make instant noodle, which was the only thing that he can cook. "Must be starving." He looked up to the ceiling, which was your room above. "I really need to change my attitude towards her." Once he finished, he went upstairs with the bowl of instant noodles, a glass of orange juice on the tray. "___?" He called out to you. No answer.

 "___?" He knocked after setting the tray down on the floor. No response. Worried, he opened your door slowly. "Hello?" He poked his head inside slowly, just in case a pillow comes flying at him but there was none. "Are you in here?" Leaving the door wide, He entered the room with the tray & walked over to your desk. A soft smile carved on his lips. "She's sleeping instead of studying." Kai placed the tray on the desk, grabbed a stool & sat by your side.

 He took a look at your book & examined it. "So cute when she's stupid" "This. . .should be like this. . ." he circled the mistakes you've made. "Sticky notes. . ." His hands reached for the sticky notes . Kai scribbled a few things down on the sticky note & pasted it on a few pages. "Now, she should be cute when she's clever." He grinned alone . You sneezed. He blinked & looked around the room. "Oh, like I've said. touchy touchy." Taking off his jacket & covered your with it. 

//4hours later// you fluttered your eyes open & yawned. Your eyes darted to the clock on the wall. "CRAP! I'VE WASTED MY TIME!" You cursed . Something fell off your shoulder. You looked down to your waist & found a jacket. "This is not mind. . ." You muttered & looked around. You finally noticed the sleeping Kim Jongin, leaning against the wall, facing your desk while sitting on the stool. "What is he doing here?" You moved your hand to wake him up but something went 'clank'. You stopped. "This. . ." an instant noodle on a tray with an orange juice . "Did he. . ." 

You blinked at him, who was shifting his position a little & fell of the stool. "I'm awake! I'm awake!" He stood up suddenly . "What were you doing in my room?" You asked him. Without him noticing, he put his hands up, revealing your book. "I-uhm" "is that mine?" "What? No." He lied. "Then it's yours?" You raised a brow at him. "Well, yeah." "Didn't know you're into flowers & pink teddy bears." Obviously, you pointed at the stickers on your note book. 

"Fine, it's yours." He handed it over to you. "Thought so." "Um, food." he pointed . You flipped through the pages of your notebook & softened a little, seeing the sticky notes of which chapter you should pressed on. "I know" . "I'll get out." Kai said, backing away. "Wait." You did your poker face at him. "What?" He blinked. "am i in trouble?" "Eat with me." "I swear I did not poison it." He picked the instant noodle up & had a sip. "I didn't mean that." "Then what?" "Eat with me, literally." "What if I don't want too?" "Then I won't eat." your stomach grumbled. "Really?" 

"Just eat with me okay? I;m treating your nicely." "I should treat you nicely too huh?" "I doubt that would happen." You shrugged & he held up the noodles with the chopstick. You blinked. "Say ahh~" He instructed. "That's just. . ." "Do it ogre." He insisted. "Ah." He fed you the noodles & you chewed. "good girl." he praised . "Whatever." You rolled your eyes as he ate. "You did not just do that!" You gasped at him. "That's just-" "an indirect kiss?" he smirked . "Yeah!" You coughed. "So?" "I dont like it." 

"You don't?" He tilted his head. "Not at all." "Then how about this?" He grinned & kissed you . taken aback by his actions a little, you tried to push him away but he didn't budg. He set the noodles down & pulled you closer by the waist . He smiled against the kiss & closed his eyes before pulling away. "How about that?" He asked. "Hate it." "Oh?" he kissed you again. "Still no?" "Still no." You frowned. "You're hard to please woman." "What?" "Hard to please." 

"You called me woman." "yeah, so?" "nothing." He kissed you again. "Still no." "Stop that." "what if I dont want too?" "Stop i-oof!" You pulled away. "fine! I like it!" You smacked him . "Good, then let me kiss all night long." "No." "Aww, please~" He cooed at you. "What's wrong with you tonight?" You asked. He sighed . "I'm sorry" He blurted out. "All those things I did to you in the past. I was stupid & immature." "a jerk too." "that, too." he admitted . "The truth is. . .I'm not good with all these." 

"you're trying to say that you love me." He kept quiet. "You're a mind reader?" He scooted . "No. it was just a hunch." You shrugged. "OHOHOHO, YOU LIKE ME!" You laughed. "You must be blind." "That's. . .right. . ." "This is stupid." "I mean, like, who would fall for me?!" You paused. "Oh, sorry." "It's not funny." "No no, of course not." You smiled at him sweetly. Kai scooted closer to you & rested his forehead on top of yours. 

"I really do love you. I was kinda glad that we're married." He whispered. "Honestly, you should really change your attitude. Stop calling me an ogre." "What should I call you? Honey? Sweetheart." "I don't mind." He paused. "Uhm, how about baby?" "too cheesy?" "Honey?" "Too sweety." "Sweeheart?" "Too lovey dovey." "Then?" "By my name." "__?" "yeah." "Let's start anew," Kai said, pushing you down on to the bed. "Lemme sleep with you~ my baby~" "GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM NAO!!"

THE END.....